Weather with attitude
Moving from Melbourne to Brisbane evokes more comments about weather than any other subject. Everyone in Melbourne seems to be convinced that Brisbane weather is disgustingly hot and humid. Everyone in Brisbane seems to be convinced that Melbourne's weather is appallingly cold and wet. Rumours of both - I must report - are greatly exaggerated. One friend who has experienced plenty of both explained it to me that there are a couple of months of hot stuff in summer in Brisbane and a couple of months of cold stuff in Melbourne in winter, but other than that both climates are quite livable.
Presumably January is one of those hot months in Brisbane, and having experienced it first hand for the first time - I was beginning to think I had it licked. It really hadn't been that bad. The temperature wandered up to the 28-32 range every day, and dropped to around 20 every night. We have slept with a sheet and the fan running almost every night, and the windows on our house are almost constantly open. We are both fortunate and unfortunate with our house. The fortunate bit is that it catches the breeze - as it is on a bit of a hill, and has good windows on both the north and south ends - and through comes a cooling wind. Which is just as well, because the bad news is that our air conditioning unit has not worked since we moved in, and still today is broken.
The a/c unit is our major (tempting to say only) problem with the house. Shelley and I between us have made perhaps two dozen calls to the agent asking when it was going to be fixed. We finally got an electrician to the house to fix the wiring, which had been destroyed by an animal of some sort (let's assume a dog... anything else is just too nasty to picture from the previous tenants). But then we find that electricals aside - the unit does not work. Again we wait and wait. Finally, we secure an appointment from an air conditioning man for Saturday. We could hardly wait.
When Saturday dawned, it turned out to be the worst day we had experienced since moving up. It was so hot and humid that moving caused you to sweat. I had got up early and done some tidying up in the yard with my new edge trimmer, then collapsed inside for a couple of hours, drinking copious amounts water in an attempt to recover. Shelley was doing some vacuuming - the sweat literally dripping off her. By lunch time we were grumpy and irrational and struggling. Of course - the delays were inteminably, but eventually the A/C man showed up around 3:30, and after about an hour of playing - declared the unit totally dead and needing to be replaced. When that would happen depended on the owner. My anger at this situation boiled over - the house had sat empty for weeks before we had rented it and they could have easily noticed the A/C wasn't working and replaced it - but instead it had to wait for us - and then for the 29th day or our rental agreement, before it was even declared that the unit needed replacing.
There was nothing to do but battle on. Tucked away we had a little wading pool given to the kids by Josh some years earlier. We pulled it out and set it up, and indeed it changed their mood considerably. Shelley and I had another shower, another change of clothes, and battled on. Sunday morning, we left 45 minutes early for church and drove around to look at the area - after all - the car was air conditioned! Then we decided to head up to Toowoomba to see Shell's parents for Sunday afternoon. Toowoomba sits atop the Great Dividing Range and invariably has less humidity than Brisbane, even if it is just as hot.
Mind you - as we were leaving, things changed. The humidity suddenly "broke", and stormy rain lashed out. If I hadn't been dressed ready to go to my in-laws, I could have been tempted to go out and stand in the rain for 10 minutes to get some relief. At that moment I remembered the words of so many residents of Darwin and the far north as they talked about the build up and the breaking of the wet season. My first experience of a mini-build-up had been a bit hard, and I had struggled. But we'd made it through, even without air conditioning, and maybe next time I would be more ready for it.
The curious thing, I realised later, is that from Melbourne, you might have missed the significance of this weather event. The temperature was only one or two degrees higher than usual, and there were few other signs on the reports. At last the expression "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" started to make sense. A colleague told how they flew one day from Adelaide to Townsville. In Adelaide it was 39 degrees and dry - in Townsville it was 33 degrees but close to 100% humidity. In Adelaide it was warm, but in Townsville, he nearly died.
But one bad day does not a summer ruin. Other than this - I have been enjoying the stable, warm conditions. And I am sure I will enjoy it come winter time! But for that day - it was weather with attitude, no doubt!
